Picton Castle sailed across the Equator on Wednesday, entering the southern hemisphere in the Pacific Ocean. As expected, King Neptune and his royal court boarded the ship to address the pollywog issue. With kind serene senisitivities and all-knowing wisdom all pollywogs were solomly raised from their base state to a higher plane. Picton Castle is now crewed entirely by shellbacks. The tale of the transformation shall remain untold (but some of our crew are sporting really short haircuts). ‘Nuff said. its all good…
